摆地摊技巧《应对城管的十大绝招》

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<p style=\"margin: 0px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: \'Helvetica Neue\', Helvetica, \'Hiragino Sans GB\', \'Microsoft YaHei\', ΢ÈíÑźÚ, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 25.6000003814697px; text-indent: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important;\”>答：城管，在小贩人群中简称之为猫、土匪、强盗、狼“登。他们主要职责是在城市中像猫一样寻找老鼠，像狼一样寻找羊，像土匪一样寻找猎物。

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<p style=\"margin: 0px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: \'Helvetica Neue\', Helvetica, \'Hiragino Sans GB\', \'Microsoft YaHei\', ΢ÈíÑźÚ, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 25.6000003814697px; text-indent: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important;\”><strong style=\"max-width: 100%; word-wrap: break-word !important; box-sizing: border-box !important;\”>portant; box-sizing: border-box !important; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);\”>1.城管来之前，我们应该做什么？

<p style=\"margin: 0px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: \'Helvetica Neue\', Helvetica, \'Hiragino Sans GB\', \'Microsoft YaHei\', ΢ÈíÑźÚ, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 25.6000003814697px; text-indent: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important;\”>答：首先整理好自己的车子、商品，找好一条能比较迅速转移和复出的路；找好预防与城管发生冲突的武器，如木棍、菜刀、石头、辣椒粉末等；做好预防与城管肢体作战的心理准备，做好在与城管作战时需要增援联系同行、老乡、亲人的准备。

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<p style=\"margin: 0px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: \'Helvetica Neue\', Helvetica, \'Hiragino Sans GB\', \'Microsoft YaHei\', ΢ÈíÑźÚ, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 25.6000003814697px; text-indent: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important;\”><strong style=\"max-width: 100%; word-wrap: break-word !important; box-sizing: border-box !important;\”>portant; box-sizing: border-box !important; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);\”>2.城管走后，我们如何以最快的速度恢复经营原貌？

<p style=\"margin: 0px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: \'Helvetica Neue\', Helvetica, \'Hiragino Sans GB\', \'Microsoft YaHei\', ΢ÈíÑźÚ, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 25.6000003814697px; text-indent: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important;\”>答：在确定城管走后，以最快的速度将车子，商品在原摆卖处恢复经营状态。遇到行人、车辆阻路时，请大声叫喊：“滚水滚水，小心烫伤！”

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<p style=\"margin: 0px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: \'Helvetica Neue\', Helvetica, \'Hiragino Sans GB\', \'Microsoft YaHei\', ΢ÈíÑźÚ, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 25.6000003814697px; text-indent: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important;\”>答：平时为会好与同行之间的合作关系，有好吃的好玩的新鲜的尽量与同行一起分享，在紧急关头时，或许对方能帮得到你；若你不幸只身陷入被城管“制服”时，请拿出你的电话向亲戚朋友、同行等相关人员救助，遇到无法使用电话时，请以你最高的嗓音向几百米范围内呼叫“救命啊，救命啊！”并恳求身边同行对你作出解救援助。

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<p style=\"margin: 0px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: \'Helvetica Neue\', Helvetica, \'Hiragino Sans GB\', \'Microsoft YaHei\', ΢ÈíÑźÚ, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 25.6000003814697px; text-indent: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important;\”>答：选择几个城管队长，在人少的地方将一个点分量的红包和你的照片跟电话的等一起塞给对方。并向对方索取其手机号码，方便日后“落难”时好求助。平时有好吃的好抽的好喝的尽量适当向其提供，维护好日常关系。

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<p style=\"margin: 0px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: \'Helvetica Neue\', Helvetica, \'Hiragino Sans GB\', \'Microsoft YaHei\', ΢ÈíÑźÚ, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 25.6000003814697px; text-indent: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important;\”>答：城管方面有人，小检查活动，获取线索窍门有：政府部门的电话、报纸、电台、网站等公告;你日常进贡的城管队长；一起与自己做小贩生意的同行。

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<p style=\"margin: 0px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: \'Helvetica Neue\', Helvetica, \'Hiragino Sans GB\', \'Microsoft YaHei\', ΢ÈíÑźÚ, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 25.6000003814697px; text-indent: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important;\”>答：一般情况下，暴力执法时有发生，当你零距离面对时，一定要考虑清楚当时的实际情形，该暴力对抗你就拿起你手中的“武器”；谁吃亏，一场“战争”下来就知道了。该说好话你就以谦和的语气说：“我这就走，下次我就不摆卖了，对不住啊！”留得青山在，哪怕没柴烧！

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<p style=\"margin: 0px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: \'Helvetica Neue\', Helvetica, \'Hiragino Sans GB\', \'Microsoft YaHei\', ΢ÈíÑźÚ, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 25.6000003814697px; text-indent: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important;\”>答：当双方冲突进行时，就实际情况而言，看看你附近有哪些能保护自己的“武器”，比如拿刀恐吓对方；遇到手无寸铁被追打时，精良以“刘翔”一般的速度逃避，并在逃避过程中向路人、同行、亲戚朋友发出求救信号。

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<p style=\"margin: 0px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: \'Helvetica Neue\', Helvetica, \'Hiragino Sans GB\', \'Microsoft YaHei\', ΢ÈíÑźÚ, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 25.6000003814697px; text-indent: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important;\”>答：如果城管人少，尽量搬来“救兵”，将对方团团包围，然后进行反击；当城管人多时，号召众多同行拿起“小贩必杀器”进行反击。如菜刀、盘子、木板凳、铁锅、石头等。

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<p style=\"margin: 0px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: \'Helvetica Neue\', Helvetica, \'Hiragino Sans GB\', \'Microsoft YaHei\', ΢ÈíÑźÚ, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 25.6000003814697px; text-indent: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important;\”>答：在冲突发生前，找一名同行、路人、亲戚朋友等人对“战斗”全过程进行隐蔽拍摄，同事也联系当地电视、报纸等媒体进行报道；当真正被打伤、打残、打死时，请迅速找到一名有实力的律师进行起诉，并提交相关证据，联系媒体进行报道。

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<p style=\"margin: 0px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: \'Helvetica Neue\', Helvetica, \'Hiragino Sans GB\', \'Microsoft YaHei\', ΢ÈíÑźÚ, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 25.6000003814697px; text-indent: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important;\”>[答：联系你日常进贡的城管队长，向对方求助，记下没收你物品的城管相关车牌号码，支队长名字，城管名字及编号，城管办公地址等信息，到城关处咨询如何领回物品相关程序